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Wednesday, 5 February 2014

11 reasons why Mark Zuckerberg wanted snapchat so badly

It’s a story a lot of people seem to be scratching their heads about. It was reported yesterday that Photo-sharing app Snapchat (aka Dick Pics ‘R Us) turned down a $3 billion cash offer from Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook to acquire the company. Three billion dollars!? For a library of genital shots, strangers sleeping and friends giving the middle finger? That’s insane!
What’s more insane though, is that Snapchat actually turned that down. Ballsy play there, Snapchat, ballsy play (pun intended). But why is it that young Zuckerberg was so eager to buy the company? Why does he want it so badly? Sure, $3 billion might be pocket change for someone of his stature (that’s a heavy freakin’ pocket!), but why is he so interested?
Here are 10 possible reasons why Mark Zuckerberg wanted to buy Snapchat so badly:
He’s sent a ton of dick pics that he wants to make sure won’t get out



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He heard the girl who broke up with him back in Boston was sending nudies


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He wants people to have the option to like and tag dick pics

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He wants to Snapchat pictures of his bills to all of his haters

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He heard the Winklevoss Twins were interested in purchasing it

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He wants to see the rest of Anthony Weiner’s dick pics

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He wanted to buy his wife a nice Hanukkah present


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He wanted to rename it “The Snapchat”

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He wants to put advertisements on your dick pics

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He made the offer by accident while drunk, trying to send a dick pic

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