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Wednesday, 5 February 2014
11 reasons why Mark Zuckerberg wanted snapchat so badly
It’s a story a lot of people seem to be scratching their heads about. It was reported yesterday that Photo-sharing app Snapchat (aka Dick Pics ‘R Us) turned down a $3 billion cash offer from Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
to acquire the company. Three billion dollars!? For a library of
genital shots, strangers sleeping and friends giving the middle finger?
That’s insane!
What’s more insane though, is that Snapchat actually turned that
down. Ballsy play there, Snapchat, ballsy play (pun intended). But why
is it that young Zuckerberg was so eager to buy the company? Why does he
want it so badly? Sure, $3 billion might be pocket change for someone
of his stature (that’s a heavy freakin’ pocket!), but why is he so
interested?
Here are 10 possible reasons why Mark Zuckerberg wanted to buy Snapchat so badly:
He’s sent a ton of dick pics that he wants to make sure won’t get out
He heard the girl who broke up with him back in Boston was sending nudies
He wants people to have the option to like and tag dick pics
He wants to Snapchat pictures of his bills to all of his haters
He heard the Winklevoss Twins were interested in purchasing it
He wants to see the rest of Anthony Weiner’s dick pics
He wanted to buy his wife a nice Hanukkah present
He wanted to rename it “The Snapchat”
He wants to put advertisements on your dick pics
He made the offer by accident while drunk, trying to send a dick pic
:o just a joke tho ;)
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